Program pogrom
Computer programming is no joke
: that's how it seems to the uninitiated,
Insiders have a less reverent attitute,
They say that the
First Law of computer programmingis as follows : Any given program when running is obsolete.
Second law
: any given program costs more & takes longer eachtime it is run.
Third
: If aprogram is useful,it will have to be changed.
Fourth
: If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
Fifth
: Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory.
Sixth
: The value of a program is inversely proportional to the weight of it output.
Seventh
: Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.